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The Sandlot: Where Are They Now?
"i don't care if it was signed by jesus christ himself, i wouldn't go into her yard to fetch a ball." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Celebrity Tattoos: Guess Who?!
"brad pitt in flight club and snatch was best." -
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VIDEO: Jon Hamm Gets Dicey With Jimmy Fallon
"hamm is the man." -
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Report: Kourtney Kardashian Is Pregnant
"[quote=noah]My sources tell me that Khloe is actually the father of Kourtney's baby. Impossible you say? Little known fact about Khloe: she was born a man. Sure, she got a boob job and tried to hide her manly features over the years (masculine jaw-line, ginormous body frame, lots of back hair), but the truth still remains: Khloe Kardashian has a fully functional penis. So if you must know, that's the real reason Kourtney and Khloe had to move to Miami... incest impregnation laws are much more relaxed in Florida and they didn't want to be convicted of a crime in their home state of California. 100% fact. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.[/quote] that explains so much. she's still a 1 tho." -
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Tara Reid Grabs Lunch
"at least she keeps it wrapped up." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Laetitia Casta Bares Her Belly
"kankle deep in the waves." -
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VIDEO: Megan Fox Looks Totally Killer In 'Jennifer's Body'
"[quote=noah] And by that you mean the greatest movie ever created?[/quote] i thought zombie porn is the best kind of porn." -
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Jessica Simpson Belts One Out
"simple truth: calories > energy exerted" -
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RPattz: Two Ladies In One Night?
"[quote=Robsten]OH GOD. this is obviously a story fabricated by the paparazzi's. And further more, ROB isnt the type who would do this ''two in 1 night'' Plus he wouldnt do this to kristen. robsten lives. deal with it,[/quote] "ROB isnt the type who would do this ''two in 1 night'' um, how many men have you talked to you in your life? you should leave the convent." -
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Kate Gosselin Shows Off Her Whack Parenting Skills
"she probably beats jon too. that's why he must leave her for a nicer, more normal women. i heard on the discovery channel that for every baby you pop out, the more unstable and crazy you become. that is why my wife will use a surrogate mother to birth our babies. and she won't have stretchmarks or have to be sewed up after. bonus." -
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Adam Lambert: Already Spoiled By Success?
"i heard that this guy is a herm. 2 inch cloner." -
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VIDEO: The Return of the Fantanas
"my cat loves fanta!!" -
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'Jon & Kate Plus 8' Dad's Affair Confirmed
"twice her age? he's 32 and she's 23. jason fail. i don't blame this dude. his wife is horrible and it seems like he's trapped in this marriage because of the reality tv show and his offspring. god help this guy once his girls enter their teens. imagine living with multiple kates. i feel really sorry for him." -
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Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner: Canadian Lovebirds?
"[quote=nikki]noah said:The more I think about it, forget about these two! Instead, I'm going to use this comment thread to talk about my hatred for Canada. I could count on one hand all the cool things Canada has contributed to the rest of the world: 1) centralized health care 2) brown bears 3) jean jackets + jean pants combo (aka the "Canadian tuxedo") 4) Pamela Anderson 5) maple syrup Other than that, Canada can go F' itself. are you crazy. canada fixed is the one actually rebuilding iraq while us troops scare people Canada leads in the indie film industry and in fashion Avril Lavigne Celine Dion Russell Peters Degrassi The Feist etc.[/quote] haha!! "The Feist" it's just "Feist" and if you are going to name some Canadian bands, name some good ones: The Unicorns The Stills Broken Social Scene New Buffalo Born Ruffians Besnard Lakes and for the old school: Leonard Cohen Neil Young check em out" -
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Lindsay Lohan: I See Sideboob!
"epic pencil test fail." -
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Whitney Port: 24 Years of Excellence
"damn. i wish i could clone her and raise her as my own child." -
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Bridget Marquardt: "My Boobs Are Taking Over the World"
"thank god they didn't blow up her face. mangled. i'll do pull ups from her crow's feet"
